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1. I am confused by stairs.

2. My earwax looks like Ikano hot dog mustard.

3. There's an airport in Russia named after me.

4. Only strangers call me by my real name. Family members & friends back in mrsm pdrm call me "Bob". Some of my friend back in kedah call me "A-A". From mrsm taiping to limkokwing call me Abu.

5. I am terrified of "itik angsa".

6. I've never fall in love....crush byk...but zero love. serius! hehe..

7. I am nearly banned by the "Persatuan Pengusaha Restoran India Muslim".

8. The outline of my left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Sepang circuit.

9. If given an important job to do, i'll skive off and play "solitaire".

10. If you insult my "deformed" car, i will headbutt you in the chest.

11. For some reason, I am allergic to the people working in black uniform.

12. If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear my thoughts.

13. I once punched a goat to the ground.

14. My politics are terrifying.

15. I like WonderPets.

16. I have no understanding of clouds.

17. I swims like a retarded whale.

18. I has named every single ayam kampung inside the "reban ayam" back in kedah.

19. I finds my bed is more interesting than Keira Knightley coated in honey.

20. I don't share my foods!

21. I watch hindustan movie on Saturday afternoon.

22. Went to gym last month......that's it.

23. I use women deodorant - Enchanteur perisa "Charming" .

24. according to Naz, my name literally means "titian sirat" in japanese.... for real! its called the "red swamp" - the river that separate heaven and hell. hohohoho...

25. I have exactly RM1.40 in my wallet right now. =(